*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?
*forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you?
* 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* ‘sup.
*emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh.. m-my boss said y'all aren’t allowed to hang out back here…
Stocking Stuffers:
- A single quail egg
- Three hag stones
- Box of communion wafers (unblessed, of course)
- Clementines
- Goats milk lotion for working hands
- A 3’3 square of honeycomb
- Small copper spoon
- Vial of sea water collected in 1897
- Spool of red thread
- A handkerchief monogrammed with Johannes Vermeer’s initials
- bundle of black wax candles
- Packet of carrot seeds
- Large Drop pearl earrings
- Tinted beeswax (for your lips)
- Charcoal sticks (for your etchings)
- A warm letter (from me to you)
